It's Spring Break and nary a fruity rum drink with a tiny umbrella sticking out of it

It's certainly something I could probably go and get somewhere. Jolly Bob's makes fruity rum drinks, and I'm sure they would put an umbrella in it if I asked for one. But it wouldn't be the same, would it? Twenty seven degrees outside and snowy is not what I consider to conducive to the consumption of fruity rum drinks. This is vodka and Irish whiskey weather for me. Spring is coming, despite the throng of naysayers' theories of  "winter-straight-to-summer", and I am ready for it to arrive. Not that I hate winter by any stretch, I love the cold. I just want to get moving again. Winter here slows things down tremendously. I have a garden to plant, spring cleaning to do, a semester of college to put behind me, a summer job to start.

But for right now, I just want a fruity rum drink with a tiny umbrella in it and a sunny, beach side hang out to enjoy it in.

Cheers!

-Jay