It is in fact Spring...much to someone's chagrin.

It's supposed to rain almost everyday for the next week. This Saturday is currently the only day until next Friday that Mr. Weatherman isn't predicting rain. People keep bitching and making memes about how our Spring this year has been hitherto non-existent. I'd like to know exactly what the fuck they're talking about! The ice on the lakes continues to melt, the snow is almost gone. April showers, May flowers, motherfucker! Be patient!

Yours in Christ,

-Jay